Meme

I just realized that yesterday, I posted my 50th entry! So, to celebrate, I'll steal a meme from Nicole:

Three Things That Scare Me
1. That I'll turn out like my father
2. DH's possible death in a war zone (or anywhere else for that matter...)
3. Feeling trapped

Three People Who Make Me Laugh
1. DH
2. Guardian
3. Dane Cook

Three Things I Love
1. Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream
2. Good movies and TV series
3. Animals

Three Things I Hate
1. Idiocy, moronic behavior, and people who won't help themselves
2. Hot water from the cold tap
3. Cockroaches

Three Things I Don't Understand
1. Myself
2. Quantum physics
3. Politics

Three Things On My Desk
1. My crocheting
2. Gatorade
3. DH's picture of me (it's actually his desk)

Three Things I'm Doing Right Now
1. getting ready to take the muscle car to the shop (again)
2. putting on lip gloss (holy crap)
3. breathing

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Travel extensively
2. See the Northern Lights
3. Earn a private pilot's license, go hang gliding, build my own ultralight...

Three Things I Can Do
1. Play the piano (and tuba and trombone, and sing pretty well too)
2. Touch my nose with my tongue (and roll the sucker, too)
3. Drive people absolutely bonkers

Three Things I Can't Do
1. Jump out of a perfectly good aircraft
2. Fix my damn computer
3. Give blood

Three Things I Think You Should Listen To

1. Emerald Rose

2. Your mother
3. Your heart

Three Things You Should Never Listen To
1. Politicians
2. Men who are trying to get you into bed (especially if you're a straight guy yourself)
3. Door-to-door salesmen

Three Things I'd Like To Learn
1. Turkish (so I can talk to my mother-in-law in her native tongue)
2. Knitting (I already know crochet)
3. Computer programming

Three Favorite Foods
1. Pasta
2. Chocolate
3. RSM's chicken francese

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid
1. Jeopardy!
2. NOVA
3. Britcoms, particularly Are You Being Served? and The Vicar of Dibley