Eeeww..

You remember back in grade school when you got to use rubber cement to temporarily paste things? No? Go get yourself a little brown bottle of rubber cement, take a smooth-surfaced item you don't mind scrubbing (like a countertop, you're going to scrub it anyway), and spread around a thin layer of the gooey stuff with the cool paintbrush in the lid. Wait for it to dry a bit, then rub it with your finger. See how it rolls into sticky balls of goop? Kinda cool, huh?
Now imagine that in your nose. That was my problem today--rubber cement boogers. They didn't want to leave my nose! It was like a horrible eviction where the landlord has to call the cops to come drag the tenants out of the apartment. Four officers--erm, tissues--were sent in after the subjects, who were clinging to their home with all their might and refused to give up. However, after much coaxing, negotiating, trickery, and outright force, my nose was rid of the squatters--uh, boogers.
I breathe easier knowing the nose is safe yet again.